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Linzy
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Tell us your best and worst!
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
(I have a thing for puns... sorry)
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smoky
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The worst joke i have ever heard was:
The good thing about the london bombings for harry potter fans is, now there really is a platform 9 3/4
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rockandrollnerd
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My favourite joke:
There were two pies in an oven. One said to the other "Wow! It's hot in here!" The other said "Oh MY GOD!!! It's a talking pie!!!"
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Horse - Hannah
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Here's a good one:
Confucius say, if you hate neighbour, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes.
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Horse - Hannah
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I found this one a while back.
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!"
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Kate
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Haha Smoke that's awesome!
I love baby jokes.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
There's more where that came from!
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Linzy
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:08 am Post subject: |
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
Tasteful 
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Horse - Hannah
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Kate
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What's worse than nine babies nailed to a tree?
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rockandrollnerd
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I've got to say, as distasteful as I do find them... They always make me laugh... a lot...
Probably more than most jokes...
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Jas
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Dead baby jokes <3
I don't understand why they're so funny - but they are 
I have no jokes. For you see... my brain died.
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Kate
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How do you get a baby into a bowl?
How do you get a baby OUT of a bowl?
Haha classics. My faves.
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Horse - Hannah
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Linzy
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| The baby's been blended so it's like a dip...
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rockandrollnerd
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How do you get a baby OUT of a bowl?
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'Scuse my thickness, but I don't get it. Help me?   |
If you don't get it maybe we should blame the babies and be 'scusing them for THEIR thickness...
or maybe you need a biggest biscuit...
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